If nothing else Mr. It keychain is unlike any other keychain character around.

Unleash your naughty humorous side with the Mr. It keychain gag from Pipedream. This set includes 12 different keychain charms in the shape of some strange animal with a dick as a nose. Cute, charming, and very naughty. Makes this Mr. It keychain a good present for a girlfriend or a colleague with a good sense of humor.
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If someone’s sexual life is in danger than don’t hesitate to use the Novelty vibrator by Pipedream. This novelty vibrator exclusive accessory is designed for first aid during clinical urge to have a dick. Helps to save lives and gives pleasure too. The Novelty vibrator is 4″ long fully functional vibe that comes in a perky “life saver” case. Make novelty vibrator a great present to someone with a good sense of humor. (Gag)

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